thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post


***Flawless 
true-funny:

Cockblocked.
meanplastic:

me in 70 years

kiljayden:

its actually pre alarming how insecure straight boys can be with their masculinity like have you seen those ads on tv about helping men with depression and anxiety but they refer to it is ‘mantherapy’ like jesus christ 

insanityarc:

theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

If I was a genie I’d make the money only ever be in pennies and then you’d die if you tried to buy anything large

you are one of the great bastards of our time